Caffè Nero in Dublin

01/05/2026: Ah Coppers what can I say about it, have u ever visited a place which feels more like home than your actual home. The entire experience feels like a warm hug after a hard days work in the coleslaw mines. The people were welcoming and friendly and two girls even asked myself and my colleague if we had any fast gas, I’m not sure what this is but I can only assume it’s some sort of coleslaw. The place had a lovely smell of bathroom bought cologne and gaa lads farts. The floor was exceptionally clean as the staff were practicing curling for the next Winter Olympics by constantly mopping the floor. Overall myself and my fellow colleagues had a lovely time and thankfully were able to leave at a reasonable hour as we had to check out of our hotel 14 hours later. -Brendan (arch bishop of banterbury and captain of shifting)

27/04/2026: A nightclub! A standalone in the Dublin nightlife, you wouldn't see the likes anywhere else. I recommend a visit if you're visiting the city, and it offers much fun (see proposing picture attached). 10 euro entry fee but it is worth it - loads of space, but always busy with new faces so is quite energetic and fierce.