The toasties are amazing, full of flavour, you can ordered the signatures or create one with their ingredients.
You can eat there or take away.
Definitely you should go and try for yourself
Léo Govinaski
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11 September 2025
10.0
If you ever want to test the limits of human patience, visit Gorillah. I ordered a simple toastie. That was 45 minutes ago. In that time, the 10 staff crammed into a closet-sized kitchen have:
- Watched TikTok.
- Made sandwiches for themselves.
- Ate said sandwiches with the smug satisfaction of people who know they are actively ignoring your existence.
- Gone out on errands for their entire extended families.
And finally, after what felt like a full geological era, I received my meal. Plastic cheese on Brennan’s bread. Expensive, sad, and tasting like the universe was mocking me personally. I’ve had better meals out of vending machines.
Honestly, Gorillah is less a café and more a performance art piece in inefficiency, incompetence, and general disdain for paying customers. I’ve been personally insulted, starved, and financially wounded all in one sitting.
If you’re considering going, just ask yourself: do I enjoy being ignored, overcharged, and fed something that tastes like regret? If the answer is yes, congratulations, Gorillah is your Mecca. For everyone else: stay home, make a sandwich yourself, and save your soul.
James
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07 September 2025
10.0
Took my three daughters here yesterday and we all loved it! The tastiest toasties in Dublin 5/5! Staff were very friendly and helpful also. I thought the price point was a little high before we ate but after I couldn't fault it.
Jennie Joyce
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07 September 2025
10.0
Delicious food, great prices and friendly staff
M J
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31 August 2025
10.0
Great sandwich made professionally by Domenic. Thank you so much for the service and lovely food. It was the second time i had the traditional sandwich with seeded bread. Lovely.
Aruna Sirinimal
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27 August 2025
10.0
Average sandwiches and coffee I tried the tuna it wasn’t bad but there is nothing special about it
H z
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17 August 2025
10.0
The sandwiches were very tasty :)
F. B.
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04 August 2025
10.0
Tasty toastie and exceptional service.
Adam Brogdon
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19 July 2025
10.0
The Toasties in this place are absolutely sensational. My taste buds were overwhelmed with excitement. I cannot find one single flaw. Absolutely scintillating. I had the pleasure of meeting the owner, absolute gentleman, as were the staff. I will be back again again, cheers lads!
Cian Tobin
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14 July 2025
10.0
Got the Breakfast Sandwich it was just 3 sausages cut in half with cheese, there was no bacon or egg. But mayo and another wierd vinegary tasting stuff. Was expensive too. Not for me.
Zeerpo O
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15 May 2025
6.0