Sashimir Sushi in Dublin

11/09/2025: The toasties are amazing, full of flavour, you can ordered the signatures or create one with their ingredients. You can eat there or take away. Definitely you should go and try for yourself

07/09/2025: If you ever want to test the limits of human patience, visit Gorillah. I ordered a simple toastie. That was 45 minutes ago. In that time, the 10 staff crammed into a closet-sized kitchen have: - Watched TikTok. - Made sandwiches for themselves. - Ate said sandwiches with the smug satisfaction of people who know they are actively ignoring your existence. - Gone out on errands for their entire extended families. And finally, after what felt like a full geological era, I received my meal. Plastic cheese on Brennan’s bread. Expensive, sad, and tasting like the universe was mocking me personally. I’ve had better meals out of vending machines. Honestly, Gorillah is less a café and more a performance art piece in inefficiency, incompetence, and general disdain for paying customers. I’ve been personally insulted, starved, and financially wounded all in one sitting. If you’re considering going, just ask yourself: do I enjoy being ignored, overcharged, and fed something that tastes like regret? If the answer is yes, congratulations, Gorillah is your Mecca. For everyone else: stay home, make a sandwich yourself, and save your soul.