Apache Pizza & Peking Chinese in Edenderry

06/12/2024: i oredered a spice bag after a grueling day a work until. I opened the spice bag and found john pork. He winked at me and blew a kiss, he then jumped out and morphed into his true form, I couldn't believe my eyes. My hero jhonny pork was here, he took my hand and kissed it like the prince he is. I blushed he then took us onto a white horse, we had a bunch of slurpy kisses and had a sword fight with our weiners while we rode into the sunset.

25/10/2024: Food is reliably good. No drama. Tasty Chinese food. No fuss.