09/09/2026: Now attend closely, dear reader, for this is the marrow of my tale: for those poor souls who, by curse of nature, cannot partake of wheat and gluten, this house doth offer the finest gluten-free burgers in all the town. Nay, I jest not — I have wandered far and wide, tasted many a bun both foul and fair, and never have I found bread so soft, so worthy, that carries not a grain of gluten within it. 'Tis a marvel of the baker's craft, fit to rival any wheaten loaf.
The beef itself was juicy as a summer plum, seared with a crust most excellent, and the toppings — crisp lettuce, ripe tomato, cheese melted to golden perfection — didst crown the whole affair like jewels upon a king's mantle. Each bite didst hold together nobly, the gluten-free bun neither crumbling to dust nor turning to paste, a fate that befalls lesser establishments.
On the Overall Judgment
In sum, good reader, I proclaim unto thee: if thou art cursed with the affliction of gluten's bane, seek out Bunsen Burger without delay, for here thou shalt find no compromise in flavor nor texture. A full four and one-half stars out of five do I bestow upon this noble house of burgers — a triumph for the afflicted and the hale alike.
Fare thee well, and may thy next burger be as glorious as mine own
01/09/2026: Excellent burger for a decent price. Very tasty. Nothing crazy in the burger, just let the meat do the talking which is perfect