Mint Cottage Malahide in Malahide

18/04/2026: Delicious lamb platter starter and monkfish main. Generous portions. Incredibly tasty. Quick service for 7pm on Saturday. Decent value

18/03/2026: Won’t be in a rush to come back. Their prices versus food quality ratio makes no sense. The starter vegetarian “platter” consisted of a 2-by-2-inch piece of paneer cheese, a potato cake smaller than a golf ball, and one broccoli floret that looked like it had been stolen from the current notorious school meals scheme. The green peas in the veg main (Subz Miloni) looked ready to break into a chorus of “It’s a sad, sad situation,” as Elton would say. I get that everyone wants to make money, but there should be some sort of limit. Three-star review only because the staff were nice — otherwise, it would’ve been one star.