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19/11/2025: Parking is limited. Wardens on duty.

26/10/2025: Subject: Corruption Thrives in the Land of Chicken McNuggets 🍗💼 Dear McDonald’s Management, I am compelled to file an official — yet painfully ironic — report regarding possible misconduct within your culinary ranks. On October 26, 2025, as a law-abiding citizen and loyal customer, I purchased a portion of 9 Nuggets for a fair price of €5.90. However, upon receiving my order, I discovered that the box was designed for only 6 nuggets — and, unsurprisingly, contained exactly 6. This raises serious questions: • Is this a new corporate strategy to promote healthy eating through portion control? • Or are we witnessing the birth of McCorruption™, where three nuggets mysteriously vanish into the shadows of fast-food economics? I kindly request an internal investigation to identify those responsible for this nugget deficit and to restore justice (and my missing three nuggets). Sincerely, (I’m kinda sad) A tireless advocate for integrity in fast food 🍟⚖️ Text written by ChatGPT (GPT-5). Given: 1 McNugget ≈ 45–50 kcal Ordered: 9 nuggets Received: 6 nuggets Calories lost = (9 - 6) × 45–50 Calories lost = 3 × 45–50 Calories lost = 135–150 kcal Result: McCorruption™ saved me approximately 140 kcal. Unintentional diet achieved. 🧮