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6,9
439 Reviews |
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Lin Kee
Swords
30/08/2026: Pure muck
Ordered 2 starter takeaway
All burnt
Dog would not even eat it
Never again
18/08/2026: Got a Thai red curry from here and it was delicious. Generous amount of chicken too.
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6,7
573 Reviews |
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The Plaza
Swords
22/08/2026: The meat was quite dry, and the lamb had a strong gamy smell that was off-putting.
11/07/2026: Five stars for Ah Cong's service, oh my god!
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5,7
212 Reviews |
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Jade Palace
Swords
09/08/2026: Thought we’d give this place a try after receiving a menu through the letterbox. In hindsight, the menu should probably have stayed in the letterbox.
We ordered black bean crispy chicken and egg fried rice as the mains, along with a few starters. And this is where the regrets began… and continued… and, frankly, multiplied.
The chicken balls were undercooked, with batter that appeared to have been filled with water rather than cooked properly. The prawn toast was less “prawn toast” and more “toast that had once heard rumours about prawns”.
The black bean sauce was strangely chewy — not a quality normally associated with sauce. The crispy chicken was suspiciously un-chicken-like in both appearance and flavour. At this stage, questions were being asked and trust was rapidly disappearing.
Then came the egg fried rice — delivered in what can only be described as a compact rubber brick. It looked more boiled than fried and had the consistency of something that had been dropped from a height and then reassembled.
By the end of the meal, we were no longer eating dinner — we were conducting a culinary investigation.
Without question, the worst Chinese takeaway experience we’ve ever had. What started as “let’s give the new place a try” quickly became “why on earth did we do that?”
Hopefully this review saves someone else from making the same mistake.
Avoid. Avoid. AVOID.
Your stomach, your taste buds and your future self will thank you.
22/02/2026: I got a spicebag today and it was unbelievable, the curry sauce was amazing and the food was ready for collection quickly. Will definitely be back for more again🙌
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3,4
271 Reviews |
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Summer Inn
Swords
16/08/2026: Terrible food
Terrible service
Not recommended
16/07/2026: I stopped in for a spicebag and wrappo's last night as I had heard so many good things about it. Best things were the wrappo's, I couldn't eat the spice bag, it was extremely salty, I'll stick to the Riverside Chinese takeaway
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