The best restaurantsof chinese in Swords

19/09/2026: Worst food, avoid this place not at all recommend

30/08/2026: Pure muck Ordered 2 starter takeaway All burnt Dog would not even eat it Never again

22/08/2026: The meat was quite dry, and the lamb had a strong gamy smell that was off-putting.

11/07/2026: Five stars for Ah Cong's service, oh my god!

28/08/2026: Delicious Chinese food, it’s a restaurant as well as a takeaway. Jade also provides food to the local pub the orchard which is below the jade restaurant. Their app is very good, and give a very accurate approximation when the food will be ready for collection

09/08/2026: Thought we’d give this place a try after receiving a menu through the letterbox. In hindsight, the menu should probably have stayed in the letterbox. We ordered black bean crispy chicken and egg fried rice as the mains, along with a few starters. And this is where the regrets began… and continued… and, frankly, multiplied. The chicken balls were undercooked, with batter that appeared to have been filled with water rather than cooked properly. The prawn toast was less “prawn toast” and more “toast that had once heard rumours about prawns”. The black bean sauce was strangely chewy — not a quality normally associated with sauce. The crispy chicken was suspiciously un-chicken-like in both appearance and flavour. At this stage, questions were being asked and trust was rapidly disappearing. Then came the egg fried rice — delivered in what can only be described as a compact rubber brick. It looked more boiled than fried and had the consistency of something that had been dropped from a height and then reassembled. By the end of the meal, we were no longer eating dinner — we were conducting a culinary investigation. Without question, the worst Chinese takeaway experience we’ve ever had. What started as “let’s give the new place a try” quickly became “why on earth did we do that?” Hopefully this review saves someone else from making the same mistake. Avoid. Avoid. AVOID. Your stomach, your taste buds and your future self will thank you.