The best restaurants in Portarlington

24/12/2025: Not the best time to drink coffee

05/12/2025: Absolutely horrible burnt coffee, normally love costa coffee but this was undrinkable. Staff were very rude when I returned with 2 burnt coffees insisting it was brewed correctly but not one of them would brew another cup to taste it to confirm that it was burnt. Coffee lovers AVOID AVOID AVOID. Had only left the shop and meet 3 other people who were also after having a sit down coffee and said it was horrible but they didn't complain but won't go again.

01/01/2026: We usually order fish and chip from here, it used to be good but not anymore so we've decided to try their pizza. Two out of 3 pizzas we've ordered arrived wrong and when I called them telling that probably they sent us someone else's order an Italian guy told me that it is my fault because (V) Margherita pizza is pizza with pepperoni onions and pepers, and while I didn't know what to answer to this nonsense and I said I don't want any problems for anyone especially on the 1st of January, the guy just kept saying the same thing and that he can send only one 9" margherita pizza but " There is no chance I'll give you two free pizzas" he said. I didn't want to ruin my everything so whatever but won't be ordering from here for sure. P. S. My husband is an Italian pizza chef and I've been making pizzas for about 5 years here in Ireland and non of us has ever heard about a (V) Margherita with extra toppings , and it says online - Tomatoe sauce, Mozzarella cheese. And there was NO other Margherita pizza option It also didn't taste good The driver was the only good thing in today's experience:)

06/12/2025: I ordered 4 milkshakes for delivery today at a quarter to 7 they were banana milkshakes the kids was drinking them my oldest daughter actually got discusted the milkshakes tasted like sour milk I rang them to ask to speak to the manager and I told him check his milkshakes because they are sour he said no it’s fresh to be honest the smell of them turned my stomach I will never be ordering her again

22/02/2026: Got a “so called” chicken tikka kabab to break my fast today as i was running late for home. If you guys think boiling chicken and drowning it in some sauce makes it a chicken tikka, you guys really need to learn a thing or two about cooking. And this comment is coming from a guy who was fasting for 12 hours ( no food or drink) and your food was still unbearable.

16/11/2025: Got food from this restaurant tonight and will never eat there again. Got chips and they were not fully cooked and were soggy. Also got battered sausages or what was supposed to be battered sausages and they were vile. It's not hard to cook chips or battered sausages.