Apache Pizza in Kilkenny

What sort of wizardry is this..I ordered four cookies (ya I'm an adult but needed a sweet treat 🤣). anyway, I'd seen cookies in jars in shops and other places the size a me head. So I said four for €5 is okay fiver Friday and all that...they gave me them in a burger box, I thought savage these babies are big and stacked. I legged back to my hotel room like Augustus glup for me midnight feast. I opened the box and to my horror I saw the so called four cookies...I was like what in the Apache Indian world are these things, are these supposed the be samples or what. Should I have tried them in the takeaway first and nodded with approval and said yes these are okay I'll have four please...the things are the size of grapes....they weren't even cooked on the inside. An egg would actually have more stability. I don't have big hands but felt the need to put it in the photo for perspective. I felt P Diddied after paying a fiver. I'm just warning others don't order cookies. What next I'll order a pizza and there'll be two slices gone when I open it..see photographic evidence attached

One of the best Apache franchises in Ireland. Parking is the only downside during rush hours. This is our go to spot for late night pizza.