The best restaurantsof indian in Portarlington

02/11/2024: I walked in and the waft immediately hit me. The boys can’t even speak english, it’s like talking to the TV when watching East Enders. The boys are very dark and the place smells of cheesy foreskin. The food is dreadful and the staff are extremely unhelpful. My nanny caught Gonorrhoea in her mouth from the naan bread. I managed to get into the kitchen and thats where the real horrors began. Jimmy was stroking his meat with out of date olive oil and the state of the place was disgusting. The head chef was putting his own ball scratchings in the curry and tasting it as it was cooked. It seriously looked as if though the kitchen hadn't been cleaned in years, with what I hope to be grease and grime all over the walls, floors and ovens. There wasn’t even a sink or soap anywhere in the restaurant. The staff are very aggressive, annoying and ignorant, especially Jimmy. Thats not even an Indian name, not authentic at all. I nearly slipped in jimmy’s feces on the floor when I first walked in.

15/09/2024: The worst food ive ever had. Discusting Food. I actually don't know what it was to be honest. Which must be bad because i love indian. Felt sick after. Don't waste your money.

08/06/2024: Food was disgusting. Avoid it. I got the kebab. I didn’t eat it. It went in the bin unfortunately.