The Cottage fast food takeaway in Cork

22/04/2025: I recently visited the pub, and I was genuinely impressed. Lee a man of many talents waiter, barman, and chef and somehow excels at them all. His warm hospitality, quick service, and absolutely delicious food made the experience unforgettable. The aquarium, in particular, adds a unique and calming touch it’s not something you’d expect in a pub, but it works beautifully. The only down side to the night was when he seduced my wife into the kitchen and done her but he put on an episode of family guy for me to watch while I was waiting thought that was proper sound. Would highly recommend

02/01/2025: Wife and I were out for the night, she was all dressed up and hoping to get ploughed. Found this fine establishment but unfortunately, Lee got there first. The wife got rode red raw in the cleanest jax she said she's ever seen. Enjoyed the nachos but I had to take two stars off because the telly showed the Irish lad getting kicked out of the darts and it was awful noisy in the place. Could have done with some live music. It was hard going alternating between the racket from the kitchen, the bathroom and the wife. Lee is some man, gave me a commemorative singing fish to take home.