The best restaurants in Portlaoise

11/11/2024: The quality of food at Domino’s is appalling for the price you have to pay. The only thing ever worth getting from here has been the chicken fingers because the pizza is an overcooked greasy mess at a horrific price.

01/11/2024: I told the driver that I tipped him online and he told me not to do that because they don't get them. Not very good.

12/12/2024: Worst kebab I have ever eaten. Stone cold and the meat was so thin and crunchy. I ordered in store. Avoid

15/08/2024: When i was on my trip to portlaoise i was dying for a kebab so i went ahead and came here. The minute i opened the door i was welcomed with a horrible smell of cheese which i also unfortunately had to see the source of. It was a pile of green cheese laying under the door frame so i had to shimmy my way around it. When i came to order the cashier asked me "now what do YOU want" like ive ever been here before. The guy in the back was singing travis scott but replaced some of the words with "sigma". I dont know what that means but maybe its a gang sign, so i wont interfere. However shout out travvy patty the goat let me feature on your next album lil slime time. Also shout out jack murphy the man who performed a sacrificial ritual to nuke mac daraghs secondary school in dublin up the boys. Anyway when i was about to order they sneezed on me but i shrugged it off so i got myself a pizza and some chips. I finally got them after about an hour but then some large dude came in who just kept releasing a gravitational pull, dont know who he thinks he is. When i got my pizza there was mayonnaise all over it when i didnt ask for it but when i tried cleaning it off the slices it kept sticking to the paper towel. The fries also unfortunately had a big brick laid on them for whatever reason. Then a dude came in and shot up the entire place and started rizzing up rizzy caseoh with kai cenat rizzilini twitch prime sub mike and ikes maccys deal

11/10/2024: I had children with me and the workers , and causing and shouting 😑 this is Horrible. Got our order wrong, small portions for a big price.

23/08/2024: Good service Good chips Bad burger, very sloppy and should be in a box, not paper Drinks, deplorable, probably not this companies fault, I would imagine an outside company does them. If you closed your eyes and drank you would think it was sparkling water A lot of potential but simple things are being done wrong

20/10/2024: Let us stand there looking at the menu deciding what we wanted for about 5 mins, only when we go to order does she decide to tell us there’s no pizza. Why wouldn’t you tell us as you stood there watching us?