The best restaurants in Swords

09/10/2025: Desserts are good, but I had the worst coffee of my life. Also the girls are veeeery impolite. It was 15:20 and they wouldn't let us sit because they close at 16:00... lol We sat inside anyways🤣

03/06/2025: The staff is not very friendly. Today I came for a coffee, after 5 minutes of getting my coffee the staff asked me to drink my coffee and leave because the facility is closing. I had to drink coffee by force. I don't think it's done that way. It would have been much more polite to say before I ordered that I wanted the facility to close soon, because then I wouldn't have ordered at all, but would have gone somewhere else.

04/11/2025: They had no chips and offered onion rings instead. An absolute joke

25/10/2025: Super slow. Updated 3 years later. Still super slow.

25/09/2025: After hearing about Sanuk from a few friends the next time we had the chance we took it with both hands to order from them and our expectations were not lowered, it was a quick delivery, good service from the driver and then the quality, quantity and taste of the food was fantastic! We have ordered again since and will be going back time and time again!

25/07/2025: Lovely Food great flavours ordered from the swords branch and my order came promptly. Really enjoyed my meal which is rare when I order takeout. Will definitely order again!!

07/02/2025: Good food but they have closed the Swords restaurant

14/01/2025: Came here on the weekend with family they were super busy and staff was very busy especially on a weekend busy times , and i ordered 30 wings platter extra hot but there was no sauce on the wings and i didn’t get my two sides of rice but i got the one i paid extra for so i ordered 3 rice but got only 1 , service was slow the water machine was giving out dirty water, , next time i should come on less busy times because staff can’t get the orders right. Kids meals were delayed they had to eat my chicken wings until there food arrived, they should hire extra waiters for busy times

03/06/2025: A woman behind counter serving customer whilst banging and slamming bins shut, and cursing under her breath. I was with my little girl and the two of us were so scared that it was our turn next that we turned on our heels. She then said ARE YOU OK... so I told her I definately was not ok with her cursing in front of my child. Totally unacceptable. Everyone has bad days at work but try to conceal it next time maybe.

07/07/2025: I ordered delivery and it came very fast and the food was hot and lovely

17/05/2025: Hadn't ordered from here in over a year before tonight. I stopped because of price, not quality... The food was always excellent. Just got ribs tonight and they were as dry as the Sahara desert. Almost like they were kept warm for hours in a dry oven and just had the sauce added before collection. very disappointing and not what I expected based on past experiences. Sorry to say, but I won't be back

31/10/2025: Brilliant takeaway in river valley, has the best red tofu curry, not even vegetarian but this has become my favorite dish, it's so well prepared and the tofu cooked to perfection. The staff members are polite and friendly. The food is still piping hot even 10 minutes after walking home with it. Amazing all around 🔥🌷👍

04/10/2025: Neighbour got prawns on Friday the 3rd..stinking..gone off,my daughter got food here today Saturday the 4th( I did not know she was ordering from there),green with food poison..stay clear...

13/09/2025: I had the hash with poached egg with some tea and the food came out quick and well cooked. Crispy potatoes, perfectly poached egg, bits of chorizo and rashers was perfect pop of flavour! Staff was very nice, attentive, and helpful. I was lucky to be here on a sunny morning and the seat by the window was perfect. Highly recommend for a relaxed breakfast solo or even with friends and family.

19/08/2025: Seriously overpriced. €68 for lunch with family. I had wrap, my wife has a salad, and the kids had sausage and chips. No desserts, no hot drinks, alcohol. We could have had a full dinner elsewhere for cheaper, and quality doesn't justify the price. Did was very mediocre.

28/10/2025: It is a very underrated place. Food is absolutely amazing. Pizza was world class and chicken burger was one of the best I ever had. Dont get on to other reviews bad mouthing it. I ordered from Just Eat. The food was absolutely worth the price.

28/10/2025: Absolutely delicious pizza and chicken burgers, delivery was very fast and i enjoyed a lot

14/11/2025: As best ever and nicest such child's placed coffee from anyone

19/10/2025: Upfront: the staff was okay and the atmosphere is also okay, nothing above & beyond but also no super negative experience. What strikes me the most though is that the coffee drinks here surprisingly are absolutely atrocious. They don’t taste like the actual Starbucks drinks whatever. It’s like they totally make their own recipes up and just wing it on the go here. The pumpkin spice latte did not even have spices in it or tasted like anything. The flat white has foam on top and tasted super sour (maybe the espresso machine is not correctly calibrated or something). We have been to a lot of Starbucks (also ones more on the bad side) but this one unfortunately was the worst from drink quality perspective. I think Starbucks should look into the Franchise license if the coffee drinks keep being made like this. I also hope this review makes the staff look into this problem - I wish them all the best!

08/11/2025: Not sure what the others are saying. Went here last night and had honestly had one of the best experiences I've had at a five guys. Burger was perfection with a juicy, crispy, and rich taste. Fries were very good as I'd expect. Milkshakes was also great. Hands to the head of kitchen and staff working today. This is a much better experience than an average burger I'd get from a fives guys. Only complaints is could be cleaner.

07/11/2025: Horrible, disgusting and expensive, I simply can't find words to describe how awful the Burger is.

10/12/2025: Service was terrible most expensive McDonald's in Ireland at 4.50 for a large fries everywhere else is 3.80 the staff are rude and obnoxious manners costs nothing

07/12/2025: Maybe all McDonald's are like this... but on the rare occasion I'm dragged here, its noisy, messy, unclean, and food is muck. Also very awkward unless you're driving. I don't think there is even a path to the restaurant.. for drivers only