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Taystees
Dublin
12/06/2025: Terrible, food came ice cold. Curry sauce was clearly just taken from fridge and put In bag, horrible
22/02/2025: If frostbite had a flavor, it would taste like Taystees. Every item in my order screamed “frozen mediocrity,” as though the kitchen’s only appliance was a microwave and its only ambition was disappointment.
Let’s start with the burgers: dry, lifeless patties that could double as hockey pucks in a pinch. The “Quarter Pounder” was less “juicy beef” and more “freezer-burn relic,” its texture so parched I half-expected sand to pour out. The nachos? A glacial wasteland of stale chips, topped with a miserly sprinkle of meat so sparse it felt like a garnish for existential despair, just a sad homage to laziness.
Even the Red Velvet Cake tasted like it had been thawed from the Ice Age, its frosting congealed into a sugary cement. And the “crispy” chicken sandwiches? Soggy breading clinging to rubbery meat, as if “crispy” meant “defrosted in a hurry.”
Taystees isn’t cooking—they’re reheating. Charging premium prices for freezer-aisle rejects is bold, but calling it “food” is delusional. Save your euros. Better yet, save your dignity.
TL;DR: A frozen-food fiasco. Dry burgers, nachos that are 90% chips, and zero effort. Taystees is where flavor goes to die—permanently.
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Pulse coffee shop
Dublin
07/04/2026: €11.75 for a prepackaged egg mayo sandwich and a flat white, which was basically boiled milk and coffee with the added insult of being frothy and too hot to drink. These people have no idea how to make coffee.
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The Earl Bistro
Dublin
07/06/2026: Called in today for first time in months at just 5pm to see it was all closing up . Very disappointed . Used to be 6 pm closing
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The Willow Restaurant
Dublin
24/04/2026: We've come here before but this from the lunch menu. The kids menu was the healthy alternative to McDonald's so we'll be making this the go to place for kids treats. I tend to order cheesecake from the dessert menu wherever I go and the cheesecake I had was hands down, the best ever. Looking forward to coming back. "The ice cream was amazing" says my 9 year old daughter.